Now, if we're talking about returns then it would be silly to not mention the long-awaiting, long-not-asked-for return of Monty Python. Chances are you didn't get a ticket to see Monty Python Live this July (and probably not for Kate Bush either, but we won't dwell). Considering the seven dates sold out in 44 seconds, it's likely there's a lot of people who have missed out. It's OK, whilst this is their first tour in 40 years, chances are it won't be their last if most of them are still going after this one. If you did manage to get tickets, (first off: how? Did you employ an intern to repeatedly click refresh for you? You monster) then well done, you're going to have a lovely time watching old men do silly walks. But if you didn't, not to worry. In theory just the presence of Monty Python will be part of the London buzz. London is a hive of comedy where nearly every club has its own comedy night, and that's not even including dedicated comedy clubs. Hell, never mind Monty Python, go and see what new talent there is out there! And, y'know, if you need it, there's always Spamalot...