12. Nobody Is Impressed You're An Artist
You cant deeply impress anyone here with your cool artistic endeavors. A Minneapolitan standing anywhere in town could flick, I dont know, a cherry from a spoon and hit a veteran stage actor, a sculptor of found objects, an urban exploring photographer, or a number of other compelling creative types. Having artistic ambitions isnt unique in this place. If you want to floor your friends with your individual passion, be an accountant or a medical doctor. This is a sobering realization.