17 Signs Your Cat Is Actually Satan Himself

4. They Bring You Sacrifices

"Human, since you seem to be a fairly awful hunter, I have brought you this mouse so it may sustain you and stave off starvation." - what you think they're saying. What they're actually saying is: "YOU'RE NEXT."
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