20 Things All Cardiff University Students Will Understand
11. The Paradox That Is Metros
Some nightclubs are good. Some nightclubs are bad. And then there's Metros. Metros is a law unto itself. The music is better than most clubs, and you know you'll never have to endure a One Direction song. The drinks are so ridiculously cheap that you suspect they're stolen from one of the other clubs. At the start of the night, the walls are damp. By one am, they're actually sweating. You'll spend the better part of the first hour consciously breathing through your nose to try and avoid the smell of... well, whatever that smell is. And don't even bother checking your coat, because even on the busiest night in the summer it will still be freezing in there.
With a (nearly) useless degree in English literature and a personal trainer qualification he's never used, Freddie spends his times writing things that he hopes will somehow pay the rent. He's also a former professional singer, and plays the saxophone and ukulele. He's not really used to talking about himself in the third person, and would like to stop now, thanks.
