20 Things The World Would Be A Better Place Without

10. Slow-walking People

Got five minutes to dash for your train? Well, think again about making it, because, by the law of the universe, you're going to get stuck behind a dawdling fritter dragging their damn slabs of meat across the pavement. Nooooo! Every force within you wants to punch them in the back of the head, but you can't risk a trip to A&E taking the road to get round them. The damn sloth rules the street, so you have to wait for the next available bit of pavement to furiously overtake. Do it - really STORM past that sluggish creature and make them realise how they interrupt very important lives, damn it.

9. Pubes

The war on pubic hair. And I'm not just talking about the lifelong turmoil women suffer with hair removal - 95% of young guys now 'manscape' - as in trim, shave or wax their crotch, back and bum hair. Women spend 72 days of their lives shaving, imagine what could be done with that time? Pubes are needed to protect us from infections, a cushion against friction, and removing it leaves microscopic open wounds. But I'm pretty sure we'd all be just fine without them. Another wonderful thing in a world without pubes, would be a world with housemate's pubes in the shower. Or that one stomach-churning short and curly sat staring at you on a public loo seat. Shudder.