20 Things The World Would Be A Better Place Without
8. People Who Interrupt You In The Middle Of A Sentence
You're screaming internally just thinking about it, aren't you? You begin a sentence, for the THIRD time, and keep getting rudely interrupted. It's enough to go all Michael Myers on a person. Even worse is when someone takes your half-finished thought in a whole different direction. What's worse, is most people that do this are blissfully unaware. Maybe they'll come back to you in, say, five minutes when they're finished their speech, with a - 'sorry, what were you going to say?' - by which point you've annihilated the whole room and are frothing from the mouth.
7. Spiders That Can Fly
No. No no no no no. ALL OF THE NOS. We definitely do not need a flying spider in this world. When there were none, there were already too many. As if the eight-legged blighters weren't unnerving enough, some of them use an electrostatic charge to leap into the air and fly for miles. Ballooning, as it's horrifyingly known as, is when a spider climbs as high as it can, legs raised, abdomen pointed upwards, then shoots several silk threads into the air. These terrifyingly (albeit amazingly) form into parachutes, which carrie the spider along drafts of wind and through static electric fields. Do not want.