24 Problems Only Bar Managers Will Understand

14. You€™re The Agony Aunt And The Peacekeeper

Since your staff are all of the same generation and all work and play together, it stands to reason that a goodly proportion of them are making the beast with two backs€ or the beast with one back and a funny shaped middle, depending. For reasons that will never be made entirely clear, you probably are the one they will choose to confide in. Unless you have the tiny piggy eyes and vanishingly small social skills of a BNP supporter, you€™ll know more than is healthy for anyone about who is sleeping with who. Occasionally, you will be required to mediate between the parties. This is exactly as awful as it sounds.
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