This is an observable phenomenon on a par with that thing where you light a cigarette while waiting for a bus or a taxi to arrive, to see it get there before youve taken three puffs. The second you sit down in the office to do some overdue paperwork, you'll glance up at the monitors to see your previously empty bar three deep. Theres no rhyme or reason to it. Its like some kind of natural law.
Professional writer, punk werewolf and nesting place for starfish. Obsessed with squid, spirals and story. I publish short weird fiction online at desincarne.com, and tweet nonsense under the name Jack The Bodiless. You can follow me all you like, just don't touch my stuff.