7 Craziest Illuminati Theories

Finally, we come to the big kahuna: Disney. The reams of evidence of Illuminati involvement stuffed into Disney films could fill a multi-volume book, but let’s try to condense things a bit here.

Let’s start where most things start, at the beginning. Walt Disney himself was a Mason, and we all know that these secret societies are inextricably linked, tentacles of the same beast. So as a franchised member of the New World Order, it’s obvious Walt was going to stick loads of telltale signs into his work.

You’ve probably heard of one of these, which is all the pictures of sexy things that are hidden into these seemingly innocent movies. You can pick almost any Disney film at random, press pause at the right point, and zoom in to find something like a penis shape in the sky.

Then there’s all the other Illuminati imagery that litters Disney films. For example, in one of the more psychedelic sequences of Dumbo, a single eye appears on the screen. As we all know, this is really the Eye of Providence, the all-seeing eye of God which the New World Order have sneaked into many things, most notably the $1 bill.

Even the logo has hidden secrets, in the form of the number 666. If you look at it and really squint, the first half of the W is the first 6, most of the D is a backwards 6, and the top half of the Y is kind of a bit like the shape of a 6.

The most damning evidence though was in their most recent blockbuster, Frozen. In one scene the dead body of Heath Ledger can be seen for a split second, proof of another assassination of theirs that they made to look like an accident. The rule seems to be that if you die before your time, the Illuminati killed you.

These neverending theories of Illuminati involvement in Disney films, murders and various other nefarious activities is proof that however sceptical you might be of their ideas, these guys will never, ever, let it go.