9 Horrifying "Would You Rather" Questions You Simply Cannot Answer

2. Lick Toe Cheese Or Punch Your Best Friend In The Face?

In this corner, you have toe cheese, the most disgusting, vomit-inducing thing imaginable since your parents getting it on. In the other, your good natured best friend. Always there for you in a pinch. Not really the type of person who wants to take a punch, however. What do you do? What. Do. You. Do? Your best friend is your best friend, but the bruise will heal, right? Will the memory of that toe cheese ever fade? Will you ever look at Pizza, or Mac n' Cheese, the same way again? But then again, you'll never live down socking your bestie in the face...