4. You Cant Handle The Internet
You may or may not be considered the absolute worst kind of fan. If youre a fan, that is. Though its quite difficult to imagine why a non-fan would be ranting on about the RTD/Moffatt dilemma, which, by the way, is no dilemma at all because both Russell T Davies and Steven Moffatt have brought about their own spin to the show, just like the twelve Doctors have. Theres never a time youve been on an internet forum or gotten into a face-to-face discussion with fellow Whovians and come out clean. Youre rude, youre mean and youre a fabulous disaster. You cant stand other peoples opinions and theories on Doctor Who, which inevitably causes you to lose your edge and set out on a treacherous spree of crankiness and downright loathing. Everyone else just has to change their opinions according to you or theyre wrong. Its fairly simple. Plus, youre also one of those people who criticise people for no reason at all, like the fact that Doctor Who fans should or shouldnt be referred to as Whovians (Whovians have actually existed long before other fandoms or even the sheer idea of fandoms came along), and how newbies are ruining everything, how Matt Smith wasnt a serious Doctor, how Colin Baker was a mistake (you take that back!) and the constant squabble over which companion is the worst. Please take care. Other fans are quite concerned about you.