10 Sketchiest TV Businesspeople Of All Time

7. Calvin Fischoeder - Bob's Burgers

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All Bob Belcher wants is to make great burgers for people and support his family while doing it. In a world full of big goals, this seems like a pretty simple one. Unfortunately, the world around him just isn't interested in letting Bob achieve such a straightforward dream in peace.

To be blunt, Bob is surrounded by weirdos, many of whom are members of his own family. His main competition is Jimmy Pesto, whose much more successful restaurant is directly across the street. As bad as he is, his kids are worse. His twin boys, Andy and Ollie, are funny yet frightening in their own truly unsettling way.

One of the strangest people around is Calvin Fischoeder, the richest man in town and the Belcher's landlord. Honestly, he's almost everyone's landlord. Fischoeder is a raving lunatic who dresses in all white with a matching eye patch and does crazy stuff like making his tenants face off in water balloon fights. He's not an easy man to be in debt to.

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Ian Goodwillie is a freelance writer based out of Saskatoon, SK, Canada. He has a BA in English Literature from the University of Saskatchewan and completed the Writing Program at Vancouver Film School. More importantly, Ian is also a wrestling fan, comic book reader, video game player and photographer. He loves to write and writes about what he loves. Ian's also an unrepentant, unapologetic Cougar Town fan, a show he will defend until the day he dies.