10 Sketchiest TV Businesspeople Of All Time
6. Mr. Krabs - SpongeBob SquarePants
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Who takes advantage of that individual's good nature by working him for long hours and low pay as a fry cook? Eugene Krabs. That definitely doesn't flow as well as the actual lyrics to the show's theme song but you get the point.
SpongeBob and Squidward work at the Krusty Krab. Well, SpongeBob works while Squidward complains, insults the customers and does as little as possible. He's at his most useful when he's asleep in the bathroom. Just as a side note, if you ever plan at eating at the Krusty Krab, Squidward never washes his tentacles at work. It's gross.
Mr. Krabs is the cheapest bastard on the ocean floor. He even won an award for being a cheap bastard from other cheap crabs. Eugene loves to make money, and isn't afraid of doing anything, no matter how illegal, to make more of it. As strange as this sounds considering he's the villain, Plankton is a more honest businessman than Mr. Krabs.