Because, when all is said and done, Doctor Who is never gonna happen. It doesn't matter how many times you try to convince yourself that the Doctor's out there, that he's coming to rescue you and whisk you away for thrilling adventures through time and space... Nope. Sorry, but it's true. Acceptance is the first step toward change, and if you're going to hate Doctor Who for any reason, make it for the reason that it's created an unattainable dream that you're never going to get your hands on. Don't worry. It gets easier. Promise. What did you think of this list? Are there any other reasons you should probably hate Doctor Who? Join the conversation in the comments section below...
Dan Butler is the Doctor Who Editor at WhatCulture.com. When he isn't writing his own articles or editing other people's, he can be found trawling the internet for gifs of Steven Moffat laughing. Contact him via dan.butler@whatculture.co.uk.