Bow ties, fezzes and stetsons are cool, apparently, but what's the correlation between their coolness and your statue of inebriation? You're about to find out.
Dan Butler is the Doctor Who Editor at WhatCulture.com. When he isn't writing his own articles or editing other people's, he can be found trawling the internet for gifs of Steven Moffat laughing. Contact him via dan.butler@whatculture.co.uk.