12 Darkest South Park Moments Ever

12. The Brutal Death Of Chef

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The Return of Chef (Season 10, Episode 1)

In one of the most notorious episodes of all time, Chef is brainwashed by The Super Adventure Club, a cult of child molesting globe trotters. The plot serves as a parody of Chef’s voice actor Isaac Hayes leaving the show after Stone and Parker mocked Scientology.

The boy's almost succeed in getting their beloved mentor back, however, The Super Adventure Club tranquilise Chef and abduct The Boys before revealing their secret to their captors. Finneus, their leader and founder, discovered that children’s bodies contain “Marlocs”, which are released by molestation. These “Marlocs” made Finneus immortal, until he was hit by a train in 1892.

The Boys free Chef from captivity, but torn between his loyalties, he stalls on a rope bridge. He attempts to return to the club, but the bridge is hit by lightning causing it to collapse. Chef is subjected to a barrage of slapstick abuse including hitting numerous jagged rocks and his face being devoured by a mountain lion. Chef empties his bowels as the final confirmation of his death.

In a genuinely heartfelt moment, Kyle gives a eulogy telling South Park, and its fans, we shouldn’t be mad at Chef for leaving, “we should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains”.

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