4. King's Landing (Game Of Thrones)
This one would have been Winterfell, but unfortunately the home of the Starks is no longer available for visiting. As such, we'll have to settle for King's Landing, capital of Westeros and royal seat for the Seven Kingdoms. And yes, it smells like a cesspit, but with a population of half a million and only Medieval sanitation, what did you expect? Combining squalor and majesty in equal measure (well, not quite equal measure), King's Landing at least has lots to see and do. You could visit Baelor's Sept where you can pray to the Seven (maybe not the Stranger, nobody prays to the Stranger) and maybe witness an impromptu execution. For lunch, Flea Bottom where you can pick up a bowl of brown for virtually nothing - yum, mystery meat! Finally, why not head up to the Red Keep for an audience with the King. If it's King Joffrey - which it's just our luck it will be, the bastard - he's probably less likely to listen to your plea than have you executed and your head stuck on a spike out on the battlements (still, at least it gets you out in the open air). Less a Solomon than a Kim-Jong-Il that Joffrey. With any luck, he'll cut himself on that Iron Throne of his and die an agonizing death (chance would be a fine thing...). Till then,
this'll have to do.