12 Funniest Moments Of The Last Man On Earth So Far

5. Carol Is Touched To Hear Of Phil's Diarrhea

Carol has stated that she wants a close relationship with Phil where they can tell each other when they have diarrhea but Phil has a massive case of love jones for Melissa Shart (that's seriously her last name). The two are not on the same page. Melissa carelessly tells Phil how incredibly horny she is. Phil then wants very badly to be un-married so he decides to tell Carol that their it's over between them. When he meets with Carol he finds her making a touching heart craft. It honors their marriage and will hang on her door, which Phil was supposed to be fixing. Phil momentarily shows some affection for his wife and decides that he can't end their marriage. Carol asks what Phil came over to tell her. Needing to give her an alternate story he tells her that he has diarrhea. It's a moment that's as sentimental as it is gross. Carol places her hand on her heart and softly says thank you.
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