Product: Mercury Milan Everwood is yet another show on this list that's notorious for its B-rate writing and writing, consistently ranked as one of the poorest shows on The WB. In one particularly cringey sequence, the Mercury Milan is relentlessly sold to the audience. One female character states, "I can't believe my mom bought me a new Mercury Milan! I love the headlights! Aren't they the coolest shape ever?" before banging on about the "fancy" cup holders.