15 Vital Life Lessons Mark From Peep Show Taught Us

12. Flirt

Mark: How's your day going thus far? Have a nice shower or bath? Sophie: Why, do I smell? Mark: God, no, you don't smell. I mean, you smell nice. Not that I've smelt you. With this kind of sublime smooth talk and razor-sharp wit, no woman (or man) will be able to resist your charms. You'll be dating within weeks. One day, if you're persistent, you may even marry them out of fear. Not spite. Remember, there's a very big difference.
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