18 Funniest Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office

12. Murder Logic

"It€™s never the person who you most suspect. It€™s also never the person you least suspect since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most. Therefore, I know the killer to be Phyllis€ The person who I most medium suspect."
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