18 Funniest Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office

10. Always Be The Lion

"In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is €œOh, I broke my leg!€ A lion comes and eats you, you€™re dead. Well, I€™m not dead, I€™m the lion, you€™re dead!"
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