Community: Each Character's Hogwarts House
1. Jeff - Slytherin
The Sorting Hat would only need to graze this former lawyer's perfect hair before it would shout SLYTHERIN! Jeff absolutely belongs in green and silver robes, and one can only imagine the objectifying remarks the Dean would make if he saw him wearing them.
Jeff understood his job as a lawyer to lie and manipulate, to the point where he got his job by lying about his degree. Jeff is obsessed with his status, which is why he tries his hardest not to be seen at Greendale. Even when he gets his new teaching job, he educates his students on how best to lie.
Jeff is also a natural leader, another Slytherin quality. The study group constantly puts him in charge, and he can always rally them with one of his signature Winger speeches.
That said, Jeff would never put in the energy to read Harry Potter, much less dive into the extended lore, so he probably has no idea how much of a Slytherin he is.