"That means you do my homework, right, Seacrest?"
"What class are we doing exactly? I fell asleep during orientation."
"Is there anyway we can finish this up in like, ten minutes?"
"Hey, you know, just because you're tall dark and handsome doesn't mean you know it all."
Michael is my name, overanalysing comedy is my game! Anime, wrestling, TV, movies and video games all live in my head rent free!