Game of Thrones Children's Game They Need To Make

17. Joffrey Baratheon

uggyAllegiance: Himself Cunning: 0 Strength: 10 Wealth: -7 Honour: 0 Sexual Prowess: -10 The boy king of questionable heritage makes the tough decisions because he finds them easy. Should he let a knight turn up drunk for his name-day celebrations? Of course not, drown him in wine. Should he let a butcher's boy play a game of swords? Of course not, order him to be brutally hacked to pieces.

18. The Hound

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Allegiance: Joffrey Cunning: 2 Strength: 9 Wealth: 3 Honour: 0 Sexual Prowess: 0 Despite hacking an innocent butcher's boy in half the Hound isn't so bad. He may follow all of Joffrey's psychopathic orders blindly but he also saves Loras Tyrell from his raging older brother and harbours a bit of a soft spot for his 'little dove' Sansa'.

19. Littlefinger

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Allegiance: Unknown Cunning: 10 Strength: 6 Wealth: 8 Honour: 0 Sexual Prowess: 5 The sickest pimp in the seven kingdoms. Petyr Baelish is good at making friends in high places, taking advantage of honorable fools and making money from some very profitable holes. He doesn't care about your feelings so bury your dead baby and get back to work.
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