He Trashed Springfield Elementary While Drunk On St. Patrick's Day
He Once Left A Lesbian Bar Because It Didn't Have Any Fire Exits
He Pretended To Be A Pilot To Drink In A Pilot's Bar
He Used A Fake ID With The Name Brian McGee To Buy His First Beer
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.
