He Has Been Diagnosed With Homer Simpson Syndrome
He Deliberately Gained Weight To 350lb To Be Class As Disabled
He Was In A Coma For Over Six Weeks After An April Fool's Prank
He Had A Crayon Lodged In His Brain
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.
