The mysterious Suzanne figure would win every award on the face of the Earth for tolerance, if we knew that she really existed. Even in the middle of his bizarre expeditions, Karl still has time to air his domestic grievances. He recalls and infamous fish pie, made from scratch by his enduring girlfriend, but it didn't quite live up to Karl's standards: "You've got to make someone aware that it really is horrible, don't make that again, that's the worst thing you've ever made."
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