South Park: Top 10 Eric Cartman Moments
4. Tsst- Nanny Stella
The troubled and troublesome child has pushed his mother, Liane Cartman, a little too far and help is called in to assist his road to rehabilitation.
Nanny Stella is the first to come to Lianes aid, and the first to be swiftly driven away. Between her arrival and her departure, Cartman is a pure evil genius. He mocks her accent, he breaks the magical boundaries that restrict him to the time out stool, he spits directly into Nanny Stellas mouth, he casually sings Journeys Dont Stop Believing as he reconnects his Xbox and finally he torments Nanny Stella by questioning why she doesnt have children herself. To Nanny Stellas dismay he persists, Youre sterile, is that it? No, thats too convenient of an excuse. The truth is nobody ever wanted to have babies with you, is that it? Always the moms maid, never the mom. Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus slowly shrivelling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless. Cartman pushes and pushes all the right - or wrong - buttons, and, well lets just say Nanny Stella doesn't stick around for long.