The Walking Dead: 15 Stupid Decisions Lori Grimes Would Be Proud Of

12. Lori Flips A Car ("Triggerfinger")

The highlight of "Triggerfinger" may have been the shootout at the bar, but there was plenty of action elsewhere. When Rick and Glenn leave the farm to retrieve Hershel and do not return after about two minutes of waiting, Lori decides that she will go and retrieve them. Disregarding her pregnancy and pawning Carl off onto the other survivors, Lori takes Maggie's car and heads toward town. Now, it may seem like she's behaving foolishly here, but things get awfully exciting. Lori drives, her steely nerves alert. Then, she rounds a sharp corner and gasps. The camera swoops around, and we see A GIANT HERD OF WALKERS encompassing the entire road and racing with unnatural speed toward her! She keeps her wits about her and and steps on the break and gas pedals at strategic intervals. Alas, the herd is somehow too much for her, and the car meets its unavoidable end as it flips onto the side of the road! Oh, no! Lori! Just kidding. None of that happened. Instead, Lori is looking down at a map as she drives, not paying attention to anything. When she finally looks up, a lone Walker has shambled into the middle of the road. She shrieks, slams into the Walker, continues driving, and swerves back and forth on the completely straight two-lane road until she flips her car over absolutely nothing, landing with an undignified crunch and earning her place in the title of this article.
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