10 Absolutely Incredible WWE Backstage Vince McMahon Stories
7. Sneezing Snafu
Vince McMahon, as we've touched upon, micromanages every facet of the company over which he presides, with the exception of Jimmy Wang Yang and apparently Raven - the sight of whom in 2000 compelled McMahon to ask "Who the f*ck hired Johnny Polo?"
McMahon's meticulousness apparently extends beyond things he can (but probably shouldn't) control to things he cannot and really shouldn't try to, because they are either silly or utterly insane. The man hates sneezing. Other bodily functions are a complete riot - but sneezing to McMahon is not an involuntary, natural function but his mortal shell confirming that he is not, in fact, a God.
Jim Ross has confirmed the urban legend, as has Paul Heyman on a great edition of the Stone Cold Podcast. Heyman once held a meeting with McMahon when in creative control of SmackDown. Everything was gelling with Vince. Heyman had mapped out his two main event rivalries from Survivor Series to WrestleMania. It was then that Vince sneezed. Heyman talked on, but it didn't matter. Vince had zoned out, furiously growling to himself. "I sneezed. I should be better than that. I should be able to control that. I don't like that."
"You don't like sneezing?"
"In my world, pal, there is no sneezing."
It's a wonder Vince is capable of leaving the house. His hatred of sneezing is Howard Hughes-level batsh*t eccentricity.