10 Absurd Things The Rock Threatened To Stick Up Your Candy Ass
1. Santa's Sack Of Gifts
As The Undertaker transitioned into his ‘American Badass’ role, a lot of his focus became on real estate. This would be the start of an era in which superstars were constantly reminded who’s yard they stood in.
However, during the Christmas 2000 episode of RAW, The Rock made it clear he believed he owned more property than ‘The Deadman’ by stating the yard was on The People’s Planet. As if his juvenile response wasn’t enough, The Rock proceeded to take one of his first shots at singing as he revised “Rudolph, The Red-Nose Reindeer:”
“Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa was drunk and full of gas. So Rocky took his big bag of toys and shoved them straight up Santa's candyass!”
What better way to differentiate the good from the bad guy by having the fan favorite make fun of Santa in front of kids on Christmas.