10 Best Possible Last Words Of Vince McMahon
6. "Bring Back The Divas"
Vince McMahon nestling in on Becky Lynch's shoulder for an uncomfortable amount of time on the Network Special following her WrestleMania main event victory was a touch on the awkward side, but it at least wasn't lecherous in tone. Either because he's been fooled by the prodigal son-in-law (more on him in a moment) or because he's actually come around to understanding the true worth of women for his show, The Chairman may actually have changed his ways.
Or he's now too shouted down to espouse what he really thinks.
WWE would invite a series of PR headaches if they tiptoed near the type of representation that for years defined their Divas division. Always behind the times anyway, they've often benefited from avoiding mainstream scrutiny, but Vince's keenness to blow his own trumpet in the last few years has meant that he can never again imply that a woman on the roster might do it for him.
He has to miss it.
The old, callous, calculating shagger lurking beneath his gradually-wethering expression has to remember coining a catchphrase centred on the size of his b*llocks or spending five years throwing himself down the throats of some of his independent contractors under the guise of creating his "art".
Death, for McMahon, would be an inconvenience. This would be his inconvenient truth.