10 Best Things Happening At WrestleMania Weekend (That Aren't WWE WrestleMania 35)

5. Joey Ryan’s Penis Party

Joey Ryan Penis Party 2019
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Partly an add-on to the aforementioned WrestleCon, partly a massive celebration of the bizarre side of modern wrestling, centered around one man and his big hairy walloper ’n’ ballsack. If you’re reading Joey, you’re welcome to put that on the poster.

OK so, at its heart, Joey Ryan’s Penis Party is a wrestling show but, on the off chance the name itself isn’t enough of a giveaway, it’s considerably more than that.

Well, I say that, it’s not like there’s a meat raffle on or anything, it’s just going to be loads and loads of fun. Think about the procession of penis druids at All In last year. It’s that sort of creative undertaking but given an entire wrestling show and some 10 matches to fully express itself.

A lot of the build is currently happening across social media, but a few names announced thus far: PAC, Lucha Bros, John Morrison, Taya Valkyrie, Tommy Dreamer, Scarlett Bordeaux, Colt Cabana, Best Friends, DemonBunny, Twisted Sisterz, Matt Striker, and Tracy Smothers.

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