10 Best WWE Matches Under 5 Minutes

Brock Lesnar versus Rey Mysterio is a total mismatch - both on paper and in the ring - so if you're going to book them in the match it needs to be short and sweet.

Just have Rey go out there, give his opponent the runaround for a little while, work the leg with some low dropkicks and generally try his utmost not to p*ss off The Beast Incarnate too much.

That all happened, except that instead of having Lesnar mount an inevitable, suplex-laden comeback, Rey was caught mid-619 by the interfering Big Show, who then launched him "10 rows deep" (according to Michael Cole) into the crowd.

A stupid, stupid match, but few sub-five-minute bouts have produced the same level of entertainment.