10 Life Lessons From John Cena Every Man Must Follow
5. Jorts Are Cool
Jorts. Jean Shorts. Shorts made of Jeans. What isnt cool about that?! Add in a baseball cap, some pump-up trainers and a neo-glow-glow T-Shirt and you look like a superhero (and not some slightly befuddled, colour-blind man-child). Can this look ever really work? Of course. John Cena makes it work so hard that it doesnt even take time off for designated religious festivals. When John debuted his rapper gimmick, he rode the jorts of destiny to greatness. He looked bad-ass. Like an ass. A big jorted up big ass. He made the look rock in a way that made Pharrell unhappy when he tried it. 50 Cent looked like 50 Pence when he rocked up to an awards ceremony with them. Even A$AP Ferg found no-one talked to him when he wore them at a recent concert (but thats more to do with the fact that no-one knows how to pronounce his name). John Cena has kept the Jorts and looks like a man of our times. We should learn a lesson from John-Boy and all rock up to our designated places of work next week in Jorts. To the shops we work in, and the offices we frequent, hell, when were all out in bars and clubs around the world celebrating Christmas, lets do it. Lets Jort Up. Jorts. The Revolution starts here.
