10 Most Pathetic Wrestling Insults Of All Time

1. John Cena Mocks Mr. Kennedy

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That line, about John Cena's material being worse than kid's TV, wasn't hyperbole.

As a parent of two young childen, it is very much true. Bluey is a genuinely well-written show designed to pop the grown-ups. The secret running gag, that the parents can't be arsed as the day drags on, is relatable but doesn't detract from the real warmth of the show. It's one of very few that brings the family together and encourages the parents not to slyly scroll through their phone. Operation Ouch deals in scatological humour, but unlike Cena, it's there to make science education more accessible. They don't just write "Poop comes out of your ass" on vehicles; they build gross-out gags around experiments.

Even Peppa Pig plays with deadpan to get over how cutting kids can be without even meaning it. The poor dad gets it right in the gizzard at times.

John Cena did none of these things.

John Cena once mocked Mr. Kennedy's catchphrase by making unintelligible noises after the word "Mr.", and then, somehow, fronting up to Kennedy with an intimidating grimace as if he hadn't just made a complete tw*t of himself.

 
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