10 Most Pathetic Wrestling Insults Of All Time
3. "JBL Is Poopy"
Brian Gewirtz tweeted recently "Remember that time our top babyface was booed mercilessly by thousands of people every night for a solid 8 years because he was…I don’t know… kind of nice to children?"
His book is meant to be fantastic, but that is a narrative shift at which Triple H would balk. Is the book about RINGS? Because he's talking about two different things completely there. All but the worst anti-Cena mutants recognised Cena's wonderful charity contributions were just that. Nobody resented Cena because kids liked his act. They resented Cena because his act was worse than kid's TV.
In 2008, when feuding with JBL, he vandalised his limo under the pretence that he was actually improving its performance. It needed a "ventilated windshield" and the "tinting problem" in the windows needed to be corrected, too. It also required a custom paint job, which of course led to the infamous insult "JBL is poopy".
"JBL is poopy".
He was sh*te outside of that lariat, and he wasn't a particularly nice bloke, but still: accuracy aside, this was absolutely pathetic material that popped exactly one person. This scanned more like a PR move than a wrestling angle: "Look sponsors, we promise we're PG now. Here's some wretched material to prove it!"
This, of course, isn't the only Cena-related entry on the list...