10 Outrageous WWE Storylines That Could Happen If The Attitude Era Returned Today
6. Maria Kanellis Gives Birth To A Hand
Pregnancy angles usually only ended one way in the Attitude Era, and even beyond, further along into the pre-PG epoch. Both Terri Runnels and Lita were central figures in miscarriage story lines - but just remember, it wasn't Snitsky's fault! Or D'Lo Brown's for that matter. And as for how Lita's kayfabe baby was conceived in the first place - that's better off forgotten.
This wasn't the only eventuality for pregnancies during the organisation's more adult orientated years, however. In one of the most bizarre ever moments in WWE (and perhaps TV history), Mae Young hooked up with 'Sexual Chocolate' Mark Henry and subsequently gave birth... to a hand. Yes, you read that correctly. Of course, those familiar with the scenes won't need to be reminded, as it'll already be indelibly carved into their psyches. Which is exactly why Russo might decide to subject us all to it again.
Maria Kanellis is with child as of writing, and her pregnancy has already been a memorable one, with her being crowned the first ever pregnant champion in WWE. But why let the shenanigans stop there? Her husband Mike Kanellis is obviously the father of the child, but what if we learn within the crazy fictional world of wrestling, Maria has in fact been having an affair... with Mark Henry?! We know his peculiar genetics lead to the miracle of hand babies ("that's what I do!"), which would unveil the affair and bring back 'The World's Strongest Man' for one last feud.