If Hugh Jackman is free for the night, has something to promote, and wants to be on Raw? Sure, let him. If NeNe Leakes wants to be on Raw? Say no. If a cat wants to be on Raw? Also say no. And for the love of God, if Kathie Lee Gifford wants to shill her wine on Raw while simultaneously breaking a bottle of it over another woman's ass, run for the hills! No one orders the WWE Network because Kathie Lee was once on an episode of Raw. No one will buy merchandise because of her appearance, or go to a house show next time they come to town. Nothing good comes from a lame celebrity cameo. It only makes fans mad. WWE should treat their own wrestlers as true "superstars" and not continually let country singers, reality show stars and actors look tougher than the wrestlers. It's an idiotic concept since WWE is in the business of creating a simulated combat sport. Since WWE is so in love with guest stars, you would imagine that if the Geico Gecko could show up on Raw, they'd have him pin Heath Slater.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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