10 Reasons Ric Flair Must Retire (For Good This Time)

9. The 'Woo-ing' Has Gone Way Too Far

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What started off as a good laugh and a bit of fun has quickly become one of the biggest irritants of recent WWE times.

Don’t agree? Witness a house show, one that doesn’t even feature a member of the Flair clan. The ‘Woo-ing’ commences on the public transport to the Arena, and continues right up to the moment you step off the public transport returning from the show.

It’s become the domain of the witless and the attention seekers, the cry of the big horde of drunk blokes who only really watch WrestleMania, and think the WWE was "better when they had loads of good characters like the Macho Man and the Ultimate Warrior". It drives most of us up the wall.

An average Ric performance now seems to include, from the man himself, approximately 3418 ‘Wooo’ utterances. It’s become like a nervous tick to him, something he just emits at all times.

It’s not hard to imagine him wandering through his house, constantly ‘Wooo-ing’ at every minor event: the beginning of his favourite TV show, the ringing of the phone, the ding of the microwave, and so on.

There needs to be a clampdown on the ‘Wooo’ noise, before it reaches the level of being used by a politician as an attempt to relate to ‘the general public’. Let's spare it such a hideous fate.

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