10 Reasons Ric Flair Must Retire (For Good This Time)
7. Think Of Your Hair!
We’re dazzled by the glare from The Nature Boy. Not from the
glittering coats of days gone past. Nor from the tan, or the suspiciously white
teeth, but from hair that is so far from natural it may as well be made in a
Hasbro toy factory.
It now has the look of something that has long since given up the ghost, and is only lingering around because it doesn’t know where else to go. Its best chance of survival is to be left completely alone for a considerable period of time.
If Flair were to spend some time relaxing, drinking tea with his feet up, and watching Donald Trump’s hair on the news, he could let his crop return to it’s natural state and give it the break it so richly deserves.
The financial savings on bleach would be a considerable bonus to him too. We have absolutely no idea how much it costs to keep hair looking so peculiar, but don’t imagine it can come cheap.
That hair has worked hard for you for many years Ric. How about letting it have the vacation it must have earned by now? It’s the right thing to do.