Dolph Ziggler and Lana are awful together. Terrible. The modern day Mark Henry and Mae Young, minus the hand! Break them up like the Berlin Wall, don't look back, and never, ever again mention they were together. Retcon this thing like it's going out of style! Usually storyline consistency is a good thing, but for the four talents involved, they need to get out of this as quickly and painlessly as possible. Vince McMahon saw something in Lana. He saw a potential face of the Divas division (despite the whole non-wrestling thing). What he didn't realize, though, is that quickly turning her face was not the right move. Her evil Russian, American-hating character is what got her over, not making out with Ziggler. She should have been more of a sympathetic figure who was with Rusev, despite his verbal abuse. A Miss Elizabeth type tragic figure. Instead of a slow burn to seeing the light, she was suddenly embracing American culture and Fandango'ing, which went out of style in 2013. The great chemistry that Rusev and Lana had was traded for Rusev and Summer, and Ziggler and Lana. Twice the amount of couples, but not even half the fun. Forget this thing happened, and make her an evil Commie again. Putin commands it!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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