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8. Marty Jannetty "Admits" To An Unspeakable Act

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Full disclosure: Marty Jannetty claimed in the aftermath of this outrageous story that his Twitter account had been hacked. Nobody will ever known for sure, but said hacker positively nailed Jannetty's uniquely bizarre writing style.

Jannetty is fond of ellipsis, multiple exclamation marks, and adding or removing certain letters from words incorrectly. For example, he will write "loves" instead of "love". He does this often, which you can see here. The person hacking his account was as good at mimicry as The Usos are at working the Young Bucks' tag style.

Back in 2017, a hacker convinced the world that Jannetty lived out the Mr. McMahon character's sickest dream: that he had designs on his own daughter. The hacker said:

"If you loves me as much as I loves you, you will give your opinion...just did DNA (2 weeks ago)...she's NOT my daughter. We both held out of sex because you don't do that. But now that we ain't???? From a guys side...SHES F*CKIN HOTT...but she's been daughter...I want to too, but can't get past that...

*Sic and, indeed, sick.

The worrying part here is that in the hacker's sick mind, Jannetty fancied blowing those beans before he was aware that he wasn't biologically related to this young woman.

If indeed she ever existed...

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