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3. Vince McMahon Isn't Funny And Jon Moxley Knows It
To Jon Moxley on Chris Jericho's podcast, the pooper scooper story, and everything everybody should know ahead of giving Vince McMahon the hero worship treatment on his latest weird live event tour;
“It doesn’t make any sense, and it doesn’t get anything over. I’m confused. So I’m like, ‘OK.’ But the thing that catches my eye the most is the joke about a pooper scooper. I’m going to let that hang in the air for a minute. I’m going to let you really absorb it and say it again, pooper scooper! Like something along the lines of like, ‘I wouldn’t come out there with that pooper scooper!’ And I’m like, ‘I’m not saying that. No.’ So I’m like, ‘Let’s change it.’ I’m like, ‘Did Vince write this?’ ‘We don’t know who wrote it'... if [Vince] sees it, he’s going to fall in love with it. And then he’s going to be like, ‘Ohhh! You gotta say the pooper scooper line! And it’s such good sh*t!’ So we’re like, ‘OK. Hurry up and take out the pooper scooper line.’ He tries to make it more like — We’re in LA — he tries to insult the content of their characters more so than their actual smell. So it’s something along the lines of, ‘Oh. LA shallow trash. I wouldn’t come out here without a gas mask or something.’ Remember that because it’s going to be important later."
And of course it was - Ambrose did indeed have the mask having spoken that into existence. He'd picked up enough sh*t in the system by then to be forced into a more literal act.
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