11 Baffling Moments From WWE Extreme Rules 2018

4. Are All WWE Faces Dumb As Paint? (Part III)

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Seth Rollins decidedly is a face, despite destroying Elias' priceless guitar like a c*nt last month. Which means very basic cognitive operations - such as, for example, counting to three - are completely and hopelessly beyond him.

After hitting the not-curb Stomp in the closing moments, Rollins had a full twenty seconds to make the decisive pin. Instead, despite contesting literally thousands of matches and having better ring awareness than a jeweler, The Architect completely lost track of David Diggler within a 400 foot-square square, just long enough to fail to win. Funny, that.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.