11 Baffling Moments From WWE Extreme Rules 2018

3. Does Jonathan Coachman Actually Know Anything?

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In the aftermath of Seth's failure to find his away around an empty canvas, Jonathan Coachman bleated stupidly, "All he needed was five more seconds!"

Five?! Keep in mind, this man worked for ESPN, covering actual sports, yet doesn't know the most basic of all wrestling laws that it's three seconds for a pin. He was called the 1-2-3 Kid, not the 1-2-3-4-5 Kid. Did he think Big E. Langston was in there or something? At this point, you really have to question what the point of it is. Not Coachman. Of it all.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.