12 Funniest Moments From Nothing To Report So Far

Children's TV star Captain Ed Ucation goes on a drunken romp where he violates Moses and Chance's patrol car. Moses recognized the celebrity because his children adore that man in ways that they don't adore dear daddy.

After a few minutes of drunken dialogue, dropped pants, and a gun being discharged the two cops decided that they needed to arrest the kids show host. Before bringing him in Moses asked if he could take a picture with Captain Ed for his kids. He referred to the picture as a selfie only for his partner to correct him and call it by the plural form, an usie.

The pics they would take would prove to be the final seconds of Ed's life as he started gurgling and then stopped breathing. Moses and Chance would then freak out and then pile into their car, slowly letting Ed's lifeless body peel off of their hood. They casually parked their car on the other side of the street in a moment that's too funny not to see. Seriously, go watch the end of episode 2 because it will have you in stitches.