12 Funniest Moments From Nothing To Report So Far

8. Officer Packard

Nothing To Report Jericho Packard
Comedy Central

Car 67 seems to be having a tense night during the show titled "Emotional Scars." Moses Packard is sighing a little too heavy and often and it drives Chance to call him out on it. Moses is having issues with his wife at home and this leads Chance to argue with him about what real problems are.

As if Moses' marital issues aren't enough to garner sympathy, he also reveals that his son calls him Officer Packard. Most kids call their fathers 'Dad' or 'Papa' or something affectionate, but apparently Moses' son is a little ashamed of his old man.

"He says if I hurry up and get shot in the line of duty he can finally stop lying to his teachers about Take Your Parents To School Day." 

Ouch. The two cops would continue escalating their argument but this one line is both hilarious as it is painful.

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