12 Funniest Moments From Nothing To Report So Far

The argument over real pain that was referred to in the previous entry would eventually boil over into a volcano of emotion and laughs.

Officer Moses would reveal that he is a Sexual Illiterate which results in confused funeral boners. The quarrel would lead the two outside of their car as Chance would reveal that he is a high school dropout who resorted to cutting himself to prove that he was still alive. At this point one might question if a high school diploma is necessary to become a cop but that's probably nitpicking.

The two would strip down to their underwear to show each other their terrible scars from their equally terrible lives. Chance eats his toenails. Moses resents his children. Chance also resents Moses' children.

Moses and Chance would finally burst into tears and embrace only for a call to be overheard on their police scanner about two nearly naked men causing a noise disturbance in the vicinity of Moses and Chance.

Moses would respond by telling them that the buddies have everything under control. And apart from an unfortunate episode of Sexual Illiteracy, he would be right.